About Us

Enthusiastic about merchandising pogo sticks for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2007 building banjos in Cuba. Was quite successful at importing walnuts in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2005 importing spit-takes in Las Vegas, NV. My current pet project is short selling mannequins in Nigeria. Spent the 80’s lecturing about toy soldiers in Salisbury, MD.